Iberian peninsula at night I moved
to Spain
Map of Spain Barcelona
(many trips
2013-2016,
then resident)
Map of Spain Andalucia
(resident,
2016+2017)
Map of Ireland Dublin Ireland
(July 2009)
Icon of Italy Italy
(May 1999)

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From Dave Barry's "Only Travel Guide You'll Ever Need":
Before they let you into Europe, you have to pass through Customs, so that beady-eyed individuals can root freely through your underwear looking for certain items that are strictly prohibited in Europe, such as cold drinks and functional toilet paper. European toilet paper is made from the same material that Americans use for roofing, which is why Europeans tend to remain standing throughout soccer matches.



Countries I've visited:







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